“The 13 Days of Blogging”

The Problem:

My name is Avery Segal – and I have a problem. I'm addicted to… writing. You see, I'm in the middle of writing far too many blog posts. I currently have over four started, and have over 20 complete post ideas written down in a Word document waiting to be written.

The Solution:

"The 13 Days of Blogging". This Christmas song parody is my personal commitment to blogging. From today – December 19th – until New Year's Eve, I will be writing a new blog post every day. This has a variety of purposes, the key one being to ensure that I follow through with all of my posts that I intend on writing, while also binding together the next 2 weeks of blog posts into one jazzy song parody!

12 Days of Christmas vs 13 Days of Blogging… dare I say that Christmas is being one-upped?

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"The 13 Days of Blogging"
(to be updated daily)

On the first day of Blogging,
Avery posted for me:
A Kim Jong-il eulogy.

On the second day of Blogging,
Avery posted for me
Too much analyses,
And a Kim Jong-il eulogy.

On the third day of Blogging,
Avery posted for me:
Three life updates,
Too much analyses,
And a Kim Jong-il eulogy.

On the fourth day of Blogging,
Avery posted for me:
Four-ty photos
Three life updates,
Too much analyses,
And a Kim Jong-il eulogy.

On the fifth day of Blogging,
Avery posted for me:
Five (squared)  fun facts
Four-ty photos
Three life updates,
Too much analyses,
And a Kim Jong-il eulogy.

On the sixth day of Blogging,
Avery posted for me:
Six types of carbs,
Five (squared)  fun facts,
Four-ty photos,
Three life updates,
Too much analyses,
And a Kim Jong-il eulogy.

On the seventh day of Blogging,
Avery posted for me:
Seven Christmas meals
Six types of carbs,
Five (squared)  fun facts,
Four-ty photos,
Three life updates,
Too much analyses,
And a Kim Jong-il eulogy.

On the eighth day of Blogging,
Avery posted for me:
Positively nothing,
Seven Christmas meals.
Six types of carbs,
Five (squared)  fun facts,
Four-ty photos,
Three life updates,
Too much analyses,
And a Kim Jong-il eulogy.

On the ninth day of Blogging,
Avery posted for me:
(Root of) Nine No-Subscription Models 
Positively nothing,
Seven Christmas meals.
Six types of carbs,
Five (squared)  fun facts,
Four-ty photos,
Three life updates,
Too much analyses,
And a Kim Jong-il eulogy.

On the tenth day of Blogging,
Avery posted for me:
A 10/10 plantain recipe,
(Root of) Nine No-Subscription Models 
Positively nothing,
Seven Christmas meals.
Six types of carbs,
Five (squared)  fun facts,
Four-ty photos,
Three life updates,
Too much analyses,
And a Kim Jong-il eulogy.

On the eleventh day of Blogging,
Avery posted for me:
Eleven years of writing,
A 10/10 plantain recipe,
(Root of) Nine No-Subscription Models 
Positively nothing,
Seven Christmas meals.
Six types of carbs,
Five (squared)  fun facts,
Four-ty photos,
Three life updates,
Too much analyses,
And a Kim Jong-il eulogy 

On the twelth day of Blogging,
Avery posted for me:
Twelve dancers dancing
Eleven years of writing,
A 10/10 plantain recipe,
(Root of) Nine No-Subscription Models 
Positively nothing,
Seven Christmas meals.
Six types of carbs,
Five (squared)  fun facts,
Four-ty photos,
Three life updates,
Too much analyses,
And a Kim Jong-il eulogy!